2018 Year in Review

Dear Friends, Family, and People that don’t fit in either category (specifically the growing number of people in South Korea reading this blog),

Now that the holidays are over and you’ve thrown away everyone else’s glossy Christmas cards, here’s one more you can print out to adorn your hearth – because I’d still rather not print them for you.

2018 was another year with 365 days, can you believe it? Matt is in his late-twenties now and still unmarried. But, since he doesn’t live in Utah anymore, no one actually cares and bothers him about it.  However, he did meet a nice girl named Olivia back in May who he’s still dating. Although he really likes her, he’s disappointed at no longer being able to tell neighbors back home he’s gay so they’ll stop trying to set him up – “YOU’RE single, SHE’S single, you’re perfect for each other!” His parents just want the gossip to stop.

I wasn’t always this happy though.


In January, I moved to Fort Worth from San Antonio to begin the residency portion of my program. Around March, after the initial excitement of a new job had worn off, I became very lonely. I needed new friends. I had a Movie Pass (back when you could still watch movies with it) and no one to use it with. Peter Rabbit is a bad enough film without watching it by yourself. Desperate, I joined the “Texas Mountaineers Association,” a group of nomadic 50-year-old advanced climbers, in an attempt to meet new people and see all the rock climbing opportunities Texas has to offer.

It turns out Texas doesn’t have much to offer, so we went to Oklahoma instead.

But with Matt’s limited PTO and inability to be 50 and keep up, rock climbing was not the right option at the time. So Matt impulsively traded in his rock climbing gear for a three-month membership to a Jiu Jitsu Gym. He quickly found out this wasn’t for him either.

Combining the thrills of extreme outdoor activities with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt

After attempting, and failing at numerous other hobbies including toy voyaging, newsraiding,  tree shaping , escapology, and extreme ironing, he resigned himself to baking the same cookie recipe every Friday night and watching Jeopardy. What a sad man.

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Those were darker times. I’m doing much better now even though Olivia refuses to watch Jeopardy (when asked if she wanted her own section in this yearly review, she gave a very curt “No”).

To finish up my year, I graduated with massive amounts of debt my Masters in Healthcare Administration. I am terrified excited at the thought opportunity of beginning my loan repayment career and becoming overburdened by the insurmountable interest payments that lead me to lose everything I love until I find myself making the same cookies again on a Friday night and realizing there are no more Jeopardy episodes to watch because I’ve seen them all finding professional growth and success.

2019 promises to be a promising year. I’m hoping to finally meet my long lost relative from the Cayman islands who promises to change my financial portfolio. Since he reached out, we’ve been having a very pleasant email correspondence. In the meantime, if you need to get ahold of me, schedule an appointment, I use Outlook now.

Hoping this letter gave you something to enjoy in January,



Residency: A Day in the Life

I feel my eyelids begin to fall again as I struggle helplessly to keep them open. We are 2 hours into a 4-hour meeting. My pocketful of mints I brought has long disappeared, as well as the contents of my 40 oz water bottle. I glance down at my arm, now bright red and adorned with fingernail marks. Although effective short term, pinching was not an ideal solution for staying awake. I decide to try something new. I raise my legs under the table and think “how smart am I” to find an impromptu way to exercise and stay awake at the same time. As my feet fully extended in my enthusiasm, the toe of my shoes strike something hard. My boss sitting across from me grimaces in pain and reacts in his seat. I immediately shift my gaze to the left and become interested in what is happening on the wall behind him.

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Fortunately, the fear that comes from kicking my boss and worrying about my job security give me the adrenaline I need to stay awake for the rest of the meeting.

This is a (rare) example and small insight into what I do at my job.

I am an administrative resident part of a healthcare system in North Texas. When I tell people of my role as a resident at a hospital, they falsely conclude I care for patients in a setting similar to Grey’s Anatomy. When I correct them, they usually respond like the cop who had seen my badge, wrinkled his nose, and then proceeded to write a ticket for my traffic violation, rather than the warning I was expecting. Uninteresting. To be fair, hospital administrators ARE found on Grey’s Anatomy – usually as the bland, unattractive, background cardboard characters seated around a board table. Representation.

I have many friends who have done, or are doing their own administrative residencies. We frequently compare experiences and have healthcare discussions that would make us the social pariahs at any normal party. I therefore wanted to educate the public about what occurs during a day in the life of an administrative resident (at least my own) and dispel the perception that hospital administrators are just a bunch of boring suits. . . . although we do wear suits.

5:15 AM – Wake up and eat Oatmeal pancakes made with almond milk. Real milk gives me indigestion.

6:47 AM – Arrive at the gym at the hospital. Was supposed to arrive at 6:15, but went back to sleep after eating pancakes.

7:56 AM – Walk into the boardroom for a meeting. I’m sweating profusely because today was cardio day and it always takes me half an hour to cool down after showering but since I slept in, I’m now low-key fanning myself under the desk with a manila folder to no avail. This meeting has to do with the hospital’s kidney transplant program. I am helping to create a business case that shows where we are and where we want to take it. I work with the director of the transplant program to put it together before we present it to the corporate leaders next week.

9:20 AM – I have the opportunity to meet weekly with the President of the hospital, who acts as my preceptor. During this visit, we walk throughout the hospital visiting different departments and eating popcorn bought from the volunteer stand. It’s a nice moment.

10:03 AM – Rotations through all the departments in the hospital are part of the residency. In some areas, it gives me the excuse to get out of dress shoes and into tennis shoes. Today I’m spending time in the operating room, specifically watching a robotic surgical hysterectomy. Upon the completion of the surgery, the surgeon hands me the freshly removed, and still warm organ and tells me to go put it in a container that will go to the lab. My journal entry that night read:

“I held my first uterus today…”

Hopefully last as well. I have no reason to hold any more.

12:11 PM – What may be my favorite area in the hospital, the cafeteria is a spectacle to behold. The food is good, the food is inexpensive, and the options are many. With 11 different lines, you can get options such as freshly-rolled sushi, comfort food, grilled food, salad bar and Mediterranean food. What is most amazing is that my hospital is perhaps one of the only hospitals to have a BBQ line that smokes its own meats! Only in Texas.

12:49 PM – What no one tells you about work is how much time is spent answering emails. Yes, Powerpoint, Excel, and analytical skills are good, but a great employee is someone who can efficiently manage their email folder.

1:23 PM – Talk with the administrative assistant to the president. Everyone thinks it’s the hospital president and their team who run the hospital. But really, it’s the administrative assistants. They are the gatekeepers who determine who enters and who shall not pass. They know exactly who to call to get a job done. And they will tell you that if you ever want to make a good impression, never wear that tie again.

2:07 PM – Work on my Powerpoint presentation for the Women’s Services renovation project. I now know way more than I probably should about breast pumps and lactation specialists. Also, do you know how much it costs for new furniture and the cost of power-washing an entry way. It’s an absurd amount. Even buying a deluxe armchair at Ashley Furniture would be less expensive than an uncomfortable armchair put in a hospital room. The real problem is every construction project adds additional contracting fees, general fees, and just-for-fun fees that shoot up the price. Heck, rather than paying $60,000 for power-washing, if the hospital provided pizza, I could get a bunch of guys from church to show up and do it for free.

3:23 PM – I drive to the corporate office to attend one of those meetings mentioned in the beginning. Luckily this one is only 3 1/2 hours. Occasionally, these type of meetings can go on for 8 hours. The purpose of this meeting is to determine which hospitals are allowed capital funds that are being requested. One after another, different presentations are shown and capital is approved. I feel like I’m on the Oprah show: “You get a million dollars! You get a million dollars! Everyone gets a million dollars!” However, these approvals come with a much lower level of enthusiasm than Oprah.

6:51 PM – As I drive home and get caught in DFW traffic, I listen to How to Win Friends and Influence People on audio book, hoping to learn the skills necessary to increase my chances of landing a job after my residency. Chapter 6: How to get people to like you.

7:30 PM – Begin cooking some delicious Dijon Crusted Cod with roasted broccoli. Cooking is my way of unwinding after a long day. Besides the gym, none of the activities I did today were physically demanding, but I am exhausted.

9:57 PM – Ya, I’m 27 and try to go to bed before 10. Call me old.

Wake. Work. Sleep. Repeat.

The administrative hospital residency is an invaluable experience that I would encourage to anyone looking to get into healthcare administration. What could be better than a year of paid learning? If you have any questions about the process or additional experiences, feel free to reach out.

You’ll Understand When You’re Older

A few months ago, a friend told me about an opportunity to become a contributor for The New York Times . . . ok, so it wouldn’t actually be for the Times, but for The Edit, their quarterly newsletter targeted towards students and recent graduates! You’ve never heard of it? Well, most people probably hadn’t until this brilliant PR move presented itself.

The opportunity to write for The New York Times, er, sorry, The Edit, attracted over 20,000 applicants who wrote in answering one of five given prompts. I’m not counting on a future career in journalism, but still enjoy writing, so I thought I’d send in my own response. Of course I don’t expect to be chosen. But if this pursuit doesn’t work out, I can always join the thousands of aspiring journalists by submitting self-made lists and quizzes to Buzzfeed (of course it’s REAL journalism!).

Below is my response to the chosen prompt, as well as my accompanying author bio:

What’s your biggest pet peeve about the way that people write about your generation?

It’s not a phrase particular to any generation. Yet all children in the presence of an adult have likely heard this phrase in response to their questions about where babies come from, whether they’ll ever love anyone again after their first break-up, or why it’s not possible to continue eating anything you want as you get older. Growing up in the early 2000’s, I thank my own parents for their wisdom and fortitude when they refused to let me get frosted tips. Although I resented them then, I now see they were saving me from a lifetime of humiliation immortalized through school photos.

We now live in a day we can access endless information at the press of a button or swipe of a screen. We become chagrined if our smart devices lag and it takes longer than five seconds to access the desired information. In a generation of now, how much more frustrated we become when told to wait years for a lesson we want to learn now. However, frustrating as it may be to be told that we’ll understand when we’re older, some lessons simply cannot be learned online.

I recently completed a graduate program in Healthcare Administration and have just begun a year-long residency at a hospital. I essentially have one year to learn how a hospital operates before getting thrown in the mix myself. Three weeks in and I already feel like I’m drinking from a fire hose while treading water at the deep end of the pool. Taking pity on me, the administrative assistant to the CEO has taken me under her wing and has begun imparting to me the wisdom she has collected from 30+ years on the job.

Most frequently, I arrive to work and am lovingly told “crease those pants,” “polish those shoes,” and “never wear that tie again.” I thought I had finally learned to dress myself, so this isn’t information I want to hear. I liked that tie. She also shares information which she says will be crucial to my personal and professional development. Always show up five minutes early to an appointment. Stay off your phone. Don’t eat celery in an important meeting. These were apparent problems of former residents of my generation. Perhaps the greatest piece of advice I have received so far is to not let my career become more important than the people I meet along the way. A likely difficult concept to grasp for early careerists.

Although not stated explicitly, much of the advice I continue to receive is an indirect form of telling me to wait until I’m older to understand. Growing older always manages to stay just out of reach. There will always be life lessons to learn, no matter how hard it may be to hear it. But if my parents were right about the frosted tips, what else could they be right about?


Matthew Cowley is an administrative resident at Texas Health Resources in the DFW area. He is deeply interested in the fragmented healthcare system and is compelled to work towards sustainable solutions. Matt is also the lead contributor to his personal blog.


I Visit One of the Most Romantic Places in Europe…Alone – Part V

If you’ve stuck with me long enough to make it to the final installment of this series, my hat is off to you. I truly hope you can find a better way to fill your time now that this journey is over.

When our group separated back in Budapest, Seth, Jared and I continued onward to Milan, Italy. Seth had served a church mission in Italy and was familiar with the language, so this would be the first time on our trip that we would actually know when we were being swindled or locals were talking about us behind our backs (or rather right in front of us).

“But Matt, you visited London and they speak English!”

I never mentioned the many times London locals talked to me and I had no idea what came out of their mouth. So I would usually just stare vacantly at them while saying yes to whatever they said. This is how I ended up buying a 4£ beer at a restaurant. I don’t even drink. But at least 10% of that purchase went towards saving the rain forest.


Back in Italy, we arrived on Saturday around 4 pm and due to our scrupulous attempts to remain cheap, our budget airline flew into a city called Bergamo, a secondary airport about an hour outside Milan. This is a fact we weren’t aware of till we arrived at the airport. So after an hour in a bus, we pulled into the Milan station and set off towards our Airbnb.

The thing about airbnb is that sometimes you really don’t know what you’re getting until you arrive. Our host was a new host and didn’t have any reviews yet. Additionally, I hadn’t booked it and therefore hadn’t looked into it very much. When our host answered the door, I noticed 2 things:

  1. With her thick bottle-cap glasses and plump frame, this lady was the cliche example of any sitcom that features the Italian relative who comes to visit. Not a word of English spoken, but in an Italian intonation, quickly draws us into a big hug and keeps speaking whether we can understand or not. Her eccentricity also makes me think that she comes from the same family from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
  2. Taking a deep breath after having it hugged out of me, I low-key gag as the thick smell of secondhand smoke fills my lungs. I look around at the haze-filled room. Our host is holding a cigarette and a small old man wearing a white tank top takes a long drag in his own and blows it into the house. It’s Europe, everyone smokes. I startle as something brushes against my leg. Looking down, there is a bushy cat doing that thing where they stiffen and rub up against your leg.

So many senses being assaulted all at once. A lovely couple though. I snap out of my daze and we head upstairs to drop off our things.

We head back outside and since Seth knows where he’s going, he takes us the the city 20171216_180356.jpgcenter via the metro. As we walk up the stairs, the monstrosity that is the Duomo looms right in front of us. This is a beautiful structure truly magnificent to see for the first time. We head towards the line to go inside and notice a sign that says admission is 10€. At this point, I’m done paying admission prices for churches that all start to look the same after a while. I notice another line entering inside for free and realize it’s for people wanting to go inside and pray. Quickly making a decision between me and the Big Guy, we join that line under the judgemental eyes of the guards there who know exactly what we’re doing.

Before you pass judgement and in my defense, I did say a prayer inside. So….I think I’m good.

Around the corner from the Duomo, I experience another assault of the senses in the best way possible. There is a steady line of people outside a small restaurant called Luini. The best way to describe this inexpensive, yet delicious food is a deep-fried pizza doughnut. They are essentially small hand pies filled with salami, mozzarella, tomatoes, and whatever you find on a pizza.

That sounds like a Hot Pocket you say? How dare you.

When we finish with our hand pies, directly across the street was a gelato shop called cioccolat italiani. You could tell they serve real gelato because the name was in Italian. Also because it was in Italy.


After walking around for a bit longer, we headed back to the smoke house since we all had an early morning ahead of us. Seth and Jared were taking an early plane back home. My flight wasn’t until later that night, so I would be taking train out to the small town of Como and taking a ferry to Bellagio based off the recommendation of a good friend:

Lake Como and Bellagio is one of the most beautiful and romantic places in Europe, you have to go!

“That sounds like just the place I want to go by myself,” I thought to myself. The last time I traveled by myself in Thailand, people kept trying to sell me Armani suits, massages, and services in the red light district. Maybe this time will be different. I may be lonely and all alone, but at least I won’t be out $100 for a suit I never received.

After saying goodbye to Seth and Jared at Milano Centrale, I boarded my train for the 45 minute journey North. I was on a tight schedule if I wanted to catch the 2 hr ferry ride to Bellagio and back, catch the train back to Milan and catch my plane to London at 5 pm.

Divine intervention had other plans for me that day. The train to Como ended up getting delayed at a station for 45 minutes, throwing off the rest of my schedule. I determined that I wouldn’t have time to take the ferry across the water to Bellagio. Since today was Sunday, I felt that I should look up a local LDS chapel to attend. By Divine design, there was a chapel in Como with services beginning about the time I was set to pull into the station. I sure didn’t look like I was set to go to church, I was wearing my travel pants, a flannel shirt, and I hadn’t shaved in 2 weeks.

I didn’t know anyone there, but I was quickly approached and ushered to the middle of a row. I smiled because of the feeling of familiarity I was experiencing. In a worldwide church, everything is the same, including the WiFi password which my phone had automatically connected to. The services were in Italian so I didn’t understand anything, which was fine. After the services, the American missionaries came up to me, obviously hoping that this “bum” from the street was their next golden investigator. They started talking to me in broken Italian, to which I responded in French:

“Parle vous français?”

They stopped talking, taken aback, and responded with “uh…no.” We stood there a few more seconds in silence. I broke the silence by laughing and saying “Elders, I’m from Utah, see ya!” And left to go see the rest of Como.

The church was situated above the lake in a small area of Como, away from the more touristy area down by the marina. Rather than take a bus, I decided to walk the 2 miles down to the lake. It was a sunny, yet frosty Sunday morning as I walked in silence on the windy, mountainous road through the small Italian village. As I stared in awe at the beautiful landscape before me, a flood of thoughts ran through my mind as I pondered on my existence and meaning in life. Rather than quote the various lines of Muir, Thoreau, or other poets whose lines appear amidst the background of a piece of scenery on motivational posters and Pinterest boards which might have been appropriate for the situation, I’ll just say it was a nice moment.


Outside of tourist season, the only people in town appeared to be mostly locals walking their dogs or spending time with their partners. And then there was me with my oversized duffel, disheveled look, unkempt hair, and khakis. Alone. They’d glance at me as I passed and smile, but internally, were they screaming “you’re destroying our property values American bum, get outta here!” But in Italian. And with their internal hand shaking at me with their fingers pressed to their thumb.

I boarded the train back to Milan, stopped at Luinis, again and caught my plane to London, arriving at 6 pm. Unfortunately, my plane back to the states wasn’t until 9 am the next morning, so I’d be spending the night at Heathrow airport.

But that’s another story for another segment about spending the night in sketchy, international airports (and Detroit).

Three months later and this finally concludes my visit to Europe. I enjoy traveling, so if you ever want any tips or advice, feel free to reach out.


The Mission Impossible Tour: Vienna and Budapest – Part IV

I’ve always loved doing impressions and accents. This trip has provided an excellent opportunity for improving the way I verbosely exaggerate the accents of other countries and come off as the dumb American who’s just trying to fit in: “BOUNJOUR! WHEH IS ‘ARRY POTTER?! FISH AND CHIPS! MERCI’!” Which makes me wonder if people across the pond do the same thing when they’re in America: “HEY PASS THE BUTTER AND LET ME TAKE THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT HARRY POTTER CHARACTER I AM! NO PROBLEM!”

As we explored Vienna, this provided another opportunity to practice my German speak and eat some great food at the same time. Out of all the places we visited on this trip, I’d have to say that Vienna was my favorite. It’s clean, friendly, small enough to walk around, and doesn’t have the “busy” feel that came with London or Paris.

We began our morning with a free walking tour. We discovered these in both Vienna and Budapest. They are a free tour provided by knowledgeable guides who have grown up in the city. After the approximately 3-hour tour (that doesn’t end shipwrecked on an island with way more luggage than you should have packed), they ask you to tip what you think is appropriate. Everyone wins.

The tour was a fantastic way to learn history about the city and learn facts I probably wouldn’t have known otherwise. For example, when we walked into Heroes Square, on first thought, you’d think it’s just a nice, wide-open space in front of a palace. But 75 years ago, this same square was the location where 600,000 Austrians welcomed Hitler and heard him speak. In visiting both Austria and Budapest, it was fascinating hearing the perspective of two countries who had been occupied during WWII and how they were affected.

Closer to my own heart, our tour guide recommended the top places to try the top 3 20171213_142548.jpgAustrian foods: Schnitzel, Apfelstrudel, and Sachertorte cake. To be honest, I always thought that Schnitzel was a Christmas desert. So I was a little surprised when I got what looked like a Chicken Fried Steak served in front of me, taking up the entire plate it was served on. I enjoyed and finished my serving. But since we had underestimated the portion size, some of my group were unable to finish theirs. So due to my belief in no waste, I finished their halves and overall ate two platefuls of Schnitzel which left some lasting effects later that night. No regrets.

Our guide had also told us that if we were too cheap to purchase actual opera tickets to the famous Vienna Opera (he knew his market well, everyone attending the FREE walking tour), standing room tickets could be purchased for 4 euro as long as we didn’t mind being a little crowded. So later that night, we stood in line for, and secured Opera tickets for Richard Strauss’s Der Rosenkavalier. I observed two things as we entered

  • We were very underdressed
  • The definition of a little crowded meant the equivalent of being livestock in a cattle car.

Standing room tickets place you in the back of the hall standing shoulder to shoulder with strangers with a flimsy bar in front of you to hold on to. There is an electronic display on the bars which provide interpretation for the music. However due to the constricting nature, your options are either crane your neck straight down and read the lyrics, or watch the play with faux fascination and pretend that you understand the plot. After the first act, most people in standing room take off, leaving the remaining people some extra elbow room.


Call me an uncultured individual, but I was more interested in looking for the points of interest within the Opera that had been focused on in Mission Impossible 5. Our tour guide had failed to mention anything in Vienna’s history about Tom Cruise jumping off their Opera House!

The next morning, we mulled around some of the Christmas markets (but did not partake of the mulled wine) and loitered outside another palace while some of our group went inside. We then boarded a train and pulled into Budapest in the early evening.

Now this was a special evening because it was the same evening that Star Wars: The Last Jedi was coming out. We had an important decision to make: forego food and watch the movie before any of our friends back home, or buy some ingredients to make a nice meal at home for a quiet evening. Unfortunately, we decided on the latter, mostly because the movie would be dubbed in Hungarian and we would prefer to know what is going on.

I mentioned earlier that I love doing accents and impressions, BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A HUNGARIAN ACCENT SOUNDS LIKE?? You may think it’s just a bunch of grunting and pointing, but you’re being confused with the Huns from Mulan. It’s extremely difficult just to understand how to say the words:

Hello – Jó napot kívánok

Cheers! – Kedves egészségére!

My hovercraft is full of eels – A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal

We did another free walking tour in Budapest and our guides instructed us how to say conversational phrases, but it was immediately forgotten after the lesson. Our walking tour was another interesting discussion on the Nazi occupation of Hungary during WWII, in addition to many of the famous structures located throughout town. Once again, I was very disappointed that they left out information about the filming of Mission Impossible 4 right within their own city! I guess since it was a free tour, that information comes from the more expensive guides.


That night, we walked (if you go yourself, just take the metro and save yourself an hour) to the famous Széchenyi Thermal Baths. The baths themselves were quite nice. It was dark and very steamy (which coincidentally is the opening line of a romance novel I’m writing), so much that if you tried to move around, you were at risk of bumping into over-affectionate couples. The real adventure was getting in and out of the pools. What immediately came to mind as we tried to make our in and out of the locker rooms was the movie Airplane. The scenes where the pilot is speaking to the little boy:

“Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

and later

“Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

My experience felt like a combination of these two questions. And I’ll leave it at that.

This was sadly the end of our group, who I have selfishly neglected during much of this writing. But I will say that Seth, Jared, Joyce, and Danielle were some of the best of companions. Joyce and Danielle would take off for home while Seth, Jared and I would depart for Italy for the last part of our trip.


Stay tuned for the final installment where I visit the most romantic place in Europe by myself!

PS – I was very disappointed that the Mission Impossible 6 trailer did not come out until after our trip, which takes place in Paris! Not that our guides would have mentioned it anyways.

Paris: Romantic Comedy or Gritty Action film – Part III

Before I visited Paris, I had always seen it portrayed as either dark and gritty like in The Bourne Identity, Taken, and The Da Vinci Code, or romanticized and sunny like in Midnight in Paris, various romantic comedies, and every movie about rats who love to cook. To determine which setting I would be experiencing, I considered whether I was visiting under the guise of an action film, or if my visit was more comical in nature. I decided to take it a day at a time and determine at the end of the trip what kind of setting I was in.

Our initial Airbnb residence cancelled on us about a week before our trip, so I IMG_2203scrambled to find a secondary residence still within our budget. When we arrived, I discovered that the some of the words used in the apartment description such as “cozy” and “unique” were poor synonyms for “condensed” and “weird.” The size was manageable for five people, but what got me was the dozens of frames adorned across every wall in the apartment displaying anthropomorphic animals in various stages of dress: A dog with a skinny handlebar mustache, a cow wearing a diaper, a tree frog wearing mittens. If you look hard enough, you can see the stag patronus from Harry Potter. So far, I was either in a comedy, or that part in a action film where the hero gets drugged and has some weird hallucinations.

It was late afternoon as we set out into the overcast city. After learning to navigate the vast metro network, we arrived at the Eiffel tower. Our pre-trip planning only included the most basic of needs from Maslow’s hierarchy of needs: Where to sleep, what to eat, and how to get around (we underestimated where to poop – it is extremely difficult to find public restrooms in Europe). Any activities we wanted to do, we would improvise when we got there and not worry about advance tickets. It was to our chagrin as we noticed the long line waiting to get into the Eiffel tower.

At the top of every hour, the Eiffel tower lights up and shimmers brightly for a few minutes. We had the misfortune (fortune?) to observe this event 5 times while waiting in line. Yes, it was nice the first and second time, the third time we glumly checked our watches in disbelief at the time, and by the fourth time we hardly noticed due to the freezing night and empty stomachs we had exposed ourselves to. We were in neither a comedy or action, but rather a survival film. However, when we finally made it to the top of the tower 3 ½ hours later, I reconsidered and went back to comedy at the sight of Paris at night. Simply stunning. Additionally, there was also a designated kissing corner at the top that couples took as a challenge, with little regard for public eyes.


Sunday, we had planned on attending church services in the morning, but a late start put us behind and my friend’s lost glove in the metro had us retracing our steps. Since we couldn’t find the glove, I categorized this experience as an action film since we were essentially searching for a thief in a crowd of people. The only thing missing was tense background music and someone trying to kill us. However, I would be willing to reconsider a comedy if the glove shows up at my friend’s place along with an offer of marriage from the person who tracked her down.

20171210_131550.jpg We spent the rest of Sunday visiting Versailles and imagining what it would be like to be an overlord over countless peasants. However, in my opinion I believe true power comes from demanding that dozens of naked little cherubs be placed in your great hall without giving an explanation why.

As we left the palace and entered the grounds, I was amazed at how vast the gardens were. We spent nearly an hour walking to the back of the grounds where there was nestled a tiny little cottage town. At this point, it started to rain, and we realized we had nearly an hour and a half walk back to the train station. During the trek back, to get out of the rain, we stepped inside the LDS Temple situated just across the street from Versailles. Having just opened 6 months prior, this holy structure may not have looked like much from the front, but enter the courtyard behind, and even in the rain, the white marble structure is beautiful.

45 minutes later, we arrived back at the train station soaked to the skin (although the lower half of my body was completely dry thanks to DWR prAna pants and waterproofed Teva boots, my Marmot coat sadly was not water repellant). Today had been an action film day, since there’s usually always a dreary scene that takes place in the rain.

To be honest, I don’t really want to talk about Monday because after a while, all these buildings and churches just started to look the same. If you’re some artsy-fartsy person or architectural savant who disagrees with that statement, I know you’re right. I’m still just a little bitter that

  • Visiting St. Chapelle, “children” under 26 were free while yours truly, who just turned 27 had to pay $15 for a one-room tour.
  • The Catacombs, one of the biggest draws for me, were closed Mondays
  • We had an hour to see nearly 380,000 objects in the Louvre before they closed, and a Parisian taxi-bike lady wouldn’t get out of my “Tom Hanks – Da Vinci code picture” unless I paid her to move


  • Fully expecting to see an open viewing for Victor Hugo, only to find out he was interred almost 150 years ago

So, if you want a more romanticized summary of Paris’ attractions, go to Trip Advisor or literally any travel blog ever written.

On a day where everything seemed to go wrong, this can only be a comedy, right? At least I managed to get my Christmas card photo with Mona Lisa.


Tuesday morning, we packed up and dropped by what was probably one of my favorite places in Paris: Sacre Coeur. I didn’t go inside, since I figured it would probably just look like most other churches (I know, I know it isn’t!), but while the rest of my friends went inside, I opted instead to climb to the top of the church to the dome. We arrived at 8:00 and the dome wasn’t set to open until 9 AM, but the gate was open, and the electronic ticket machine still gave me a ticket. This gave me the unique opportunity to spend 15 minutes alone up in the dome.

By 9 AM, the sun is mostly risen, but as I summitted nearly an hour early, I experienced a beautiful sunrise overlooking the entire city of Paris. This is meant to be a serious or sentimental blog, but that moment will forever be a special one for me. I’ll spare you my reflective thoughts about life that I had.


This was definitely a comedy, as I had just wasted what had the potential to be one of the most romantic moments in my life so far on the gargoyle perched next to me.

As I boarded the train to the airport for our next destination, I reflected on my visit. I don’t know if I could classify my trip to Paris as a strictly action or comedy film. It was a combination of many genres. But if I had to specify, I’d say it was a “dark romantic action survival comedy” film.

Was I just in a Twilight film?

From Boston to London – Part II

One year later, I’m nearing the completion of my academic education after 20 years. Most people would likely want to finish strong and power to the end – I was still spending class time looking for good deals on airline tickets. However, after months of dedication, my efforts paid off! I may not be able to give you an in-depth description of regression analysis or Stark Law, but I can sure tell you how to get the best deals on your flights – real life skills.

Southwest had one of their yearly sales, so I managed to get round trip tickets from Dallas to Boston for $100. From there, I found direct flights to London for $300 on Delta. Not a bad find. But since they weren’t connected flights, there were somewhat longer layovers; a small price to pay as a budget traveler.

I spent the weeks leading up to my trip convincing friends and classmates that I was ACTUALLY going this time.

“That’s nice…” They would say unbelievingly.

But come December 6, I finished my last class, packed up my stuff and moved it up to Fort Worth. The next day, I was on a plane to Boston!

Since I had a nearly five-hour layover in Boston and the city was a quick, free bus ride from the airport, I decided to spend a few hours walking around. Normally, I try to reach out to friends who are in the area I’m visiting to see if they’d like to meet up. But since this was a quick trip, I opted instead for a mobile tour via text given by a friend living just outside Boston who recently had a baby. Top recommendations were the Oyster Bar and Mike’s Pastries for the Cannoli.

Did you know that simply by being kind and personable to others nets you dividends in more ways than one? Not only did eat some of the best clam chowder I’ve ever had, but I made a good friend out of the manager at the Oyster Bar who sent me on my way with a large, complimentary box of freshly baked cornbread for the plane ride over.


If you’ve ever taken a long haul flight, or any flight, you’ve likely been in the position of having an empty middle seat next to you and watching the boarding passengers in anticipation as they near your seat. You silently pray that they will continue past you and ruin someone else’s prayer behind you. Sadly, I was forsaken this time as one of the last passengers sat next to me. This must have been one friendship that was not meant to be. I could not overcome my feelings of resentment for his unfortunate seat placement, and he did not appreciate how much of the cornbread I was eating mid-flight was ending up in his seat (the better the cornbread, the more crumbly, and this was some of the best).

My flight departed at 7 PM and landed 7 AM the next day. A six hour flight with a six hour time time. Due to my inability to sleep and desire to watch 3 movies instead, I didn’t sleep. But when I landed, I hit the ground running by meeting up with my good friend Kellie, who is studying at Uni (as the locals call it). She gave me a quick tour around the campus and then we went for a lovely walk through this wide-open field. The kind of field you see on those BBC shows where there’s a murder scene in a big field and it’s windy and overcast and no one looks like they’ve had their breakfast.

We took the Underground (as the locals call it) into London and then attempted to cram a week’s worth of sightseeing into a day. So as not to bore you with the agenda, I’ll just let the pictures speak for themselves.

By this point, it was nearly 5 and I had been awake for nearly 36 hours. After an unintentional nap at the National Gallery, we headed to Westminster Abbey to attend Mass. Feeling fatigued, it didn’t occur to me that attending Mass meant sitting in a chair for nearly an hour with mood lighting and lulling Gregorian chants and choirs a part of the program. If not for Kellie nudging me every time we stood up to chant, I could have come off as very disrespectful…

As our night drew to a close, we sought out the right bus that would take me to my hostel. We found a shortcut which required us to walk through a deserted park with lots of trees and no lighting. 50 feet in, we were startled by a sudden movement to our right as a squatting woman pulled up her leggings and ran out of the park. We made a wider arc around the tree and hurried out.

As I bid farewell to Kellie and entered the hostel, I was invited to join the all-night rager being thrown in the lobby. I told them to just give me my key and that I didn’t want to join their stupid party (under my breath but I was so tired and unaware that they probably heard me anyways).

35,000 steps (20 miles) and 40 hours later, I went to bed, ending the first part of my journey.

Part III continues in Paris